And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Blood and glitter go together right?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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