Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Mom said you looked used
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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