What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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