when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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