is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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