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I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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