i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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