Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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