Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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