"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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