Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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