This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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