Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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