We won't sleep together?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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