Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't think brook has ever known best
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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