To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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