wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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