Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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