I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i dont even know how to be here
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I FOUND THE LEGS
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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