I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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