yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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