thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Randomize
