Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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