i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Randomize
