i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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