Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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