hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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