I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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