Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
