when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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