I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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