your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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