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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

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  we need a boat to join in

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  Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.

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  Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special

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• (512): View more from Texas

  in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?

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