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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(510): Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people. http://tfl.nu/ggkk

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.

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Have a good day. My vagina shrank.

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(734): Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember. (734): Have a good day. My vagina shrank. http://tfl.nu/3o44

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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(734): Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic. http://tfl.nu/9ab0

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(339): today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day. http://tfl.nu/37h9

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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(412): I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra. http://tfl.nu/7xhn

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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dude its may

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Work with me here, man.

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(843): Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word (803): dude its may (843): Work with me here, man. http://tfl.nu/2m3l

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(530): View more from California

We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.

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(530): We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers. http://tfl.nu/jnk6

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.

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(+44): Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism. http://tfl.nu/zz0f

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(719): View more from Colorado

Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion

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(719): Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion http://tfl.nu/mw29

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(515): View more from Iowa

This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.

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(515): This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity. http://tfl.nu/l9v1

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole

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(410): I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole http://tfl.nu/hdrj

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(646): View more from New York

I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.

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(646): I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands. http://tfl.nu/f9cd

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(530): View more from California

My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed

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(530): My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed http://tfl.nu/lqy8

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(760): View more from California

If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right

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(760): If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right http://tfl.nu/o2q4

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(503): View more from Oregon

multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all

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(503): multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all http://tfl.nu/0tag

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