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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

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  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (209): View more from California

  just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT

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• (631): View more from New York

  I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.

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