Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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