why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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