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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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