But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you win again, gameday.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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