thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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