That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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