i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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