Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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