so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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