idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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