Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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