I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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