I think scott just propositioned me for sex
North Korea, Best Korea!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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