im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We left an ass print on the piano.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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