The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As shirtless as possible
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize