talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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