it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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