Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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