I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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