omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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