I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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