the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize