All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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